I thought that I had a chance with da guy at the grocery store, until he invted me to drop him at the liquor store. liquor store first date…yeah iight

New York, New York

Pawning your wedding band is never ok, I dont care which family member you had to bail out of jail. #IHFR

Sacramento, California

I go on a first date with this guy last night and he says that he knew I liked sweets so he baked for me which was a super pleasant surprised. He gives me tupperware filled with homemade brownies. Two minutes after I scarfed one down he tells me theyre weed brownies. WTF #IHFR

 

New York, New York

My ex-husband tells me clearly I don’t need child support if I’ve been surviving this long without it. He can’t be for real….

 

Hoboken, New Jersey

I was still excited about going to Hawaii even when I found out his parents were going with us. But now we’re sharing the room!!!! IHFR? Where are the boundaries?!

Brooklyn, New York
Wow there is a woman that will date a man that doesn’t shower regularly, hasnt had a working toilet in months or a steady job. Congrats on your marriage Roy.

Miami, Florida

Wtf don’t you understand about “it’s a wig don’t pull on it!” Tugging on my shit like its grow from my scalp. #IHFR

Los Altos, California

You don’t have a job Jonathan, so how can you afford to pay for a marriage license 6 weeks after we broke up?

Jersey City, New Jersey

How lame! Using Twitter to get women. There’s going to be a bonfire at my house tonight.  Men’s clothing and electronics. So sad, he really does love his XBox.

Queens, New York

Would someone please tell Sean I’m officially tired of doing it missionary -___-

San Francisco, California

Just because I don’t mind stripping for you doesn’t mean I’m going to strip for your video camera. This is foreplay not pornography.